#so be it #you shall be the fellowship of the ring #pack your bags #you’re leaving like 5 minutes ago #here’s absolutely nothing to help you on your way to mordor #not even a map just in case the map in gandalf’s head goes wonky again and you get stuck on a roadblock aka an encounter with the thousands-strong army you’ve got hounding your tail #but that’s fine you’ll figure it out #the stars’ll guide you #and aragorn’s an excellent tracker. boy’s a natural hunting dog.#but do be warmed of his morale. he gets depressing and moody. #but that shouldn’t bother you because NOTHING WILL EVER GO WRONG #ever #to prove it to you—i’ll allow the only possible comedic relief (merry and pippin) who won’t push the comedy so far as being racist (because legolas and gimly are fun with a couple of lines a movie but focus on them too much and they get really dissy you know and that’s not the kind of movie we’re making here no sir) #good luck and godspeed. you do your middle-earth proud gentlemen.